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#not art#I had a good day at work today. Went smoothly did good at the things I'm payed to do#BUT. TWO THINGS#sorry I'm on my phone so autocorrect. Frowns.#Anyways the most useless guy on the team was in today#And I learned the ONLY reason he is here is because#He is the managers son. A fucking nepo baby!!!#He pisses me off so much. He can't do anything!!! No one tries to help/correct him-#Except the surly morning supervisor whom I love-#And it's easier to just. Fix his mistakes instead of trying to get through his THICK SKULL#And two. Just a rude customer which sucks.#We don't get those usually. Most of our customers are good natured redneck regulars#Anyways she insulted me AFTER I gave her her stupid little drink so I ouldnt like. Spit in it#At least she's good at being a bitch lol#She was like 'ehrn was the last time you washed your hair?' TO MY FACE and quickly walked away#My hair was fucked up coz I was just out changing the garbages. So like. Context. BUT#what a bitch. Shes come in before so if I see her again then. Well.#I spent a lot of time teaching myself how to farmers blow as a child. BITCH 🖕🖕🖕#At least I got to see that handsome lil fattie I Yap about today. when I was leaving. Haven't seen him all week so ❤️❤️😺#He pushes grocery carts sooo cute style 💕💕💕😻#..sighs.. I don't ljke being a teen#personal#Thanks for listening my diary and co 🫵🫶#Nonchalantly goes afk again 🫡🫡
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in your heart | his fridays
pairing: jungkook x female reader
genre: fluff, angst(?), established relationship, fratboy jk, ex-fuckboy jk, bookworm reader!
warnings: language, implied drinking, these two are crackheads basically
word count: 1.1k
synopsis: your fridays without jungkook.
timeline: takes place after the events of in your eyes.
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a/n: my posts aren’t showing up under the tags :(((( so sorry for posting this many times. i tried linking a card of current issues going but it’ll hide this🥺
Something doesn't feel right.
It's surely the empty seat besides you where your boyfriend would usually reside but not today. He decided to go to a party his fraternity was throwing. He deemed you would hate him if he was to go to one ever since you started dating which is why he hadn't gone to one in so long. Jungkook even took you out for dinner.
The whole night consisted of him being sweet to you, way too sweet. Not a jokingly insult was hurled your way how you two normally act towards one another. He took the chance to ask you if he could attend the party.
The question struck you a bit. You didn't want him asking you permission to go somewhere, you never wanted to be that couple. You didn't want to eventually become the girlfriend who hogged all of his attention. You just wished he wouldn't bail out on you all the time like he used to. You assured him that he didn't have to ask you permission to go to such places yet he still felt awkward.
Jungkook💓: are u sure about this??
Jungkook💓: i can always not go u know
Jungkook💓: if ur not ok with it
sugar mama🥺: I'm fine with it!!!
sugar mama🥺: Go have fun just don't do anything stupid without me
Jungkook💓: ok i luv u
His response threw you off. You've only been dating for two months and none of you have ever told each other you love one another. You don't dwell too much on the topic, simply brushing it off as Jungkook just being excited and he didn't genuinely mean it.
You sat on your couch, searching through Hulu. You contemplated whether or not to watch Rick and Morty, the show you two watch together. Knowing your boyfriend, he would whine about you watching it without him. You exited and scrolled through Netflix. Your attention was divided, one on the movie you were watching and the other on Jungkook's text. In the end you selected a random movie, choosing to just have it as background noise to swallow the silence in the room that was normally filled with Jungkook and you.
You explored through your Instagram. Reloading your page again, your heart stopped. Taehyung had uploaded a picture. He was taking up most of the picture but Jungkook is still seen in the edge, grinning like an idiot with a bottle of beer in his hand. The others are a blur.
You felt guilty for going ease from the sight of no girl nearby. You were still insecure despite his comfort.
You liked the picture, reading the caption before going on to the explore page. You find yourself looking at memes, sending the funniest ones to Jungkook. You didn't care that you sent him twenty-two messages and he'll probably respond the next morning as long as he sent you twenty-two texts back instead of a singular response.
It's around one in the morning when you receive a thread of messages from your boyfriend coming all at once. You were half awake, body threatening to enter slumber. You frowned with squinted eyes when your phone screen shined. Tiredly, you unlocked your phone.
Jungkook💓: hiiiiiiiii
Jungkook💓: i miss u i'm sorry for not being there with u
Jungkook💓: forgive me🥺🥺
Jungkook💓: i think i'm drunk but not really
Jungkook💓: thank fuck autocorrect gets me cuz i'm like typing the wrong shir rn
Jungkook💓: i'm in my bed rn :((((
Jungkook💓: n i miss u so much like
Jungkook💓: so so sos osos osos odiosos much
Jungkook💓: wtf my keyboard just wrote that
Jungkook💓: is that spanish???
sugar mama🥺: Idk
sugar mama🥺: R u ok???
sugar mama🥺: How much did u have to drink??
Jungkook💓: idk they just kept common u know??
Jungkook💓: fuckhdn i meant comming*
Jungkook💓: wait but like did u mist me too🥺🦆🥺
sugar mama🥺: Ofc i did🙄
sugar mama🥺: Now go to bed ur gonna feel like shit in the morning
jungkook💓: bet
jungkook💓: IMG_3725.JPG
jungkook💓: dont my toes look prettyyyyukjd
sugar mama🥺: Stop we said we weren't into this feet shit n go to mf bed
Jungkook💓: ooooooo someone's mad that i got prettyer feet than them😌
Before you can reply to him, his name flashed over your phone screen. You swiped across the screen, bringing your phone up to your ear. You regret doing so as Jungkook screamed into the phone that he has more beautiful feet than you which you can not deny. There's a hiccup before he continued. "I'm like so fucking drunk right now. I miss you so much, I wish you came," his speech is a little slurred but you don't mind. "But I know you hate being surrounded by a lot of people, claustrophobic bitch."
You laughed into the speaker. Jungkook enjoyed every second of it. "You know what? At least I'm not afraid of a microwave."
You heard him gasp on the other line. "Microwaves have the potential to blow up and shit! Why the hell are you afraid of a spider that's not even half your size?" Jungkook shook his head, remembering how last week you forced him to kill a spider in the corner of the room. He tried to convince you to leave it alone but you weren't having it.
"They're fucking spiders! Almost everyone in the world is afraid of them even your mom!" he stayed silent for a second. Right when he was ready to defend himself he suddenly realized his mother does have a fear of spiders. "Aww, cat got your tongue, bubba?"
Jungkook giggled, laying out on his bed. An empty spot next to him where your body would occupy it. He doesn't say anything else, choosing to listen to your breathing. You call out his name, wondering if he dozed off. Jungkook hummed into the speaker. "I think I'm going to have to cut this short and go to bed. I love you," he smiled only to be met with silence. His cheeks burned in embarrassment and he was ready to open his mouth and drunkenly take everything back.
"Goodnight, don't think you're going to remember in the morning but I love you too," your voice was quiet. It almost drove Jungkook to tears from how small you sounded, almost as if scared to confess to him.
He hung up first, falling asleep quickly despite being disturbed by the void place besides him. You don't fall asleep right after. In fact, you don't sleep the whole night. Your mind too focused on your conversation.
Jungkook💓: HOLY SHIT HOW MUCH DID I DRINK
#jungkook scenario#bts imagines#bts scenarios#bts fluff#bts angst#bts drabble#jungkook drabble#jungkook angst#jungkook fluff#jungkook x reader#jungkook imagine#bts fanfic#jungkook x y/n#jungkook x you#fratboy jungkook
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OK, all I know about Chromeskull from your blog 😄 that he uses his phone to communicate as typing. Soooo, what if phones autocorrect typed some stupid shit, like elephants trousers instead of I found troubles or something 🙄 and his SO would be like 😳😳😳 and he don't understand why she's confused until he looked at the screen.
I'm sorry that I spamming you 🌸🌸🌸
Based on a true autocorrect incident that I was a part of. :> Also you can spam me anytime xD I love your requests.
Jesse had just texted you that he’d be home this evening, after being gone for almost a week; you smile at your screen, thinking excitedly of the little surprise you prepared for exactly this occasion.
By the time he arrives, you're waiting in the bedroom, wearing a brand new set of lingerie - he visibly perks up when he sees you, obviously pleasantly surprised.
He drops his jacket and bag unceremoniously onto the floor, hands flexing as if he's barely managing not to pounce on you; instead, he pulls out his phone, and you pick yours up preemptively.
You look gorgeous, babe, but let me take my time with you later - I'm way too hungry right now.
He watches you read his message with a growing frown until finally you huff, glare up at him with a scowl, and storm past him out of the room. Puzzled, he looks down at his phone, and then he sighs heavily.
Down the hall, your phone dings again: Christ, that was supposed to say horny, not hungry - get back here!
#Yes I know he could have just used ASL here but that takes all the fun out of it lol#also sorry these are taking so long. Got hit with a lack of motivation or whatever#Rune writes slashers#Seven Sentences#jesse cromeans#chromeskull
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Oh dear! I'm sorry about the terrible spelling. I wasn't paying attention to what I was typing hoping autocorrect would fix it. I dont remember what I asked to be honest.. in that case can I request gyeongwon x female reader? Where the reader isnt an idol and she didnt ask to be in a relationship with an idol it just happened and its angsty but good ending? Something of the sort. Sorry again for all the typos in the previous ask! >< I'm not good with my words but that was really bad. Lol
Oh you’re fine! I’m sorry this took kinda long, I’ve been busy with work recently but!! I got it!! I’m also sorry if this isn’t what you were hoping? But I hope you enjoy :) beware of typos haha... Also, thank you for requesting!! ♡
Gyeongwon x (female) reader
Genre: Angst, Fluff
W.C: 446
It’s not that you hated dating an idol. You just didn’t think it would work out.
She was famous, you weren’t. She had tons of fans, you’re a non-celebrity. She was busy a lot and so were you.
But you always seemed to find time for eachother, even if it was for less than five minutes at a time.
“I’m so sorry! We had practice today and I couldn’t leave early!” Gyeongwon’s voice crackled through the phone.
You were waiting for her to arrive for your date that you’ve been looking forward to for a week. The restaurant began to get packed and the waiter had already came by six times to see if you were ready to order.
“It’s okay, let’s just reschedule.” You waved off the waiter, again, as you awaited Gyeongwon’s response.
“Yes, let’s reschedule. What day are you thinking of?” She spoke. The sound quality got better as you could no longer hear the background noise from her end.
“Next week, whenever you’re available.”
Gyeongwon went silent for a moment before the call picked up again. “I... Can’t next week..”
You felt your heart drop. All you really wanted was to see your girlfriend after not being able to see her and she’s still not available.
You swallowed the lump in your throat, leaving the restaurant quickly, “It’s okay. I’ll talk to you later.”
“Wait-“
You had already hung up before she could say anything else. Figuring you’d go home and feel bad about it later so you wouldn’t cry in public, you did.
You cried and cried but then calmed down and thought about the call, feeling bad for hanging up like that. You knew it wasn’t something she could control and that made you feel worse, thinking you reacted so childishly.
A knock on the door brought you out of your thoughts, startling you a bit. Thinking of who it might be, you answer the door.
Gyeongwon stood there, a worried look on her face as she held a fairly large teddy bear in her arms.
“I’m sorry,” she held the teddy bear out towards you. “I love you.”
You shook your head, taking the teddy bear but then pulling her inside so she wouldn’t be outside in the cold any longer.
“I should be apologizing.” You replied. Gyeongwon slightly frowned, pulling you in for a hug.
“Don’t.” She whispered, wrapping her arms around you. “Let’s have a redo. Yeah?”
You managed to smile, not letting go of her.
“Okay.”
Gyeongwon’s lips curled into a smile as well, resting her head on your shoulder and squeezing her arms around you tighter.
“Where should we go?”
“Can we stay here?”
#hinapia reactions#hinapia imagines#hinapia headcanons#hinapia gyeongwon reactions#hinapia gyeongwon imagines#hinapia gyeongwon headcanons#hinapia angst#hinapia fluff
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[MF] My Neighbor and I are Rivaling Murderers
My name is Dakota Wallace, and I've killed 23 people. I turned 40 last winter and I started killing when I was 15. It started with small woodland creatures, then escalated to our tabby cat, Feathers (ironic name, I know), and eventually to my classmates and even a few teachers. This is usually how most killers discover their thirst for human blood; starting small and spiraling over time. Not my neighbor, Jaqueline, though. She brags about how the first time she killed it was a peer in elementary school when she'd found her fathers gun in a closet. She then went home and shot her parents as well as her baby sister, Moira. She probably lied here and there while retelling her story to me, but that's beside the point. Jaqueline and I had met one night while walking on the sidewalk. I remember it was around 1-2 in the morning. I hadn't noticed her at first, but when she turned around and stopped me mid-step I knew I'd remember her face forever. "Are you following me?" She asked. "Sorry? No, no I'm not," I shook my head, almost laughing. Her face stayed the same though. "Listen, pal. I'm not interested, so back off," She pulled something out of her pocket that shone under the street lamp. It was a pocket knife. "Cute knife," I joked. She glanced down at it quickly. I had managed to step around her and pin her to the lamp pole. She gave me a worried stare as she dropped her weapon. I caught it and pinched the blade so I could read something engraved on the handle. "Jaqueline" "Pleasure to meet you, Jackie," she frowned at the nickname, "I'll get going now." I handed her knife back and kept walking. We saw each other again when she was mowing her lawn and I was gardening in the backyard. From there we talked more and more until eventually I found a headline from a few years back. I cant remember it now but it said something along the lines of "serial killer Lillian Amy escapes prison". The headline seemed normal enough until I saw the photo beneath it. It was Jackie. She explained herself and I came clean as well. Up until about a year ago it was something of a friendly competition-seeing who'd killed more people and things by the end of the month. A rivalry started when I'd bragged to her about killing 6 people on Christmas Eve. She claimed she'd killed 7. Ever since that day we spent our lives one-upping each other, and it probably won't stop until one of us dies, is caught and arrested, or kills the other themselves.
Heya so this is a bit of a prompt that I just wanted to post so I could come back to it later and see my mistakes and hopefully correct them-maybe someone else will see this and comment their criticism as well. Either way I'm not sure I like how this story turned out, so go crazy with it lol. Anyway thanks for reading, if ya did. Sorry if there are any misspellings or punctuation errors or anything, I'm not the best when it comes to English hah. (I'm also writing from my phone so autocorrect may have something to do with it.) i also put this under [mf] cause I wasn't sure what else to put it as hah. Ok that's all for now xo
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